Wreck Beach

After conquering the 473 stairs to reach the beach you’re met with an open expanse of a sandy beach with scattered logs. Most of the Wreck OG nude crowd congregate to the left of the stairs (when looking at the ocean) and in front of Stormin’ Normin (more below on this amazing vendor!). If you want to meet some interesting locals and become knowledgeable in all things Wreck Beach – this is the place to head. This area is also where most alcohol vendors are concentrated and it should be easy to flag someone down for a beer or vodka or whatever you’d like. The drinks are $5 and you will hear the vendors yelling out “cold beer” as they walk past with coolers.

Boozy Freezies are a Wreck Beach staple and are basically a frozen cocktail, the original vendor (yes there are copycats) is Tim and he can be found by looking for logs surrounded by tie-died pink and yellow flags. Most vendors will only accept cash but Boozy Freezies can be bought by credit card. Aaron is also another name you might come across – he is known as the ‘unofficial Mayor of Wreck’ and is at the beach almost everyday. If you see him he will probably introduce himself and is extremely helpful.

Permanent vendors are on the beach from around May long weekend till August long weekend (possibly earlier or later depending on the weather). The most famous is Stormin’ Norman who has been here for decades and runs Stormin Norman’s Spirit Burgers – a grill staffed by surly French Canadians selling delicious hotdogs, smokies, and some great veggie options too! Highly recommended! If that sounds a bit heavy, then the Peruvian food stand or the sushi vendor might suit you more. There is also a great vendor selling authentic beach blankets and sometimes people providing massages (buyer beware – sometimes they are great, other times you would swear the person has no idea what they are doing.. probably because they don’t!).

Away from the vendors to the far left at the end of the beach is the LGBTQ+ section of the beach. To the right of the stairs you pass the bathrooms and approach the point. This area can be more laidback for couples who want privacy, but it isn’t great for swimming because of the large rocks that block access in the ocean. The further you walk away from the trail entrance the rockier it gets, until you round the point and approach Tower Beach where the beach is rock pebbles. This is a great beach to escape the crowds and it has a direct view of the city skyline and lights, unlike Wreck Beach. There are occasional runners or hikers in this section that access trail 3 after walking along the beach from Spanish Banks.

Wreck Beach is full of character and has lots of quirks that might seem bizarre to a newbie. You will see discard their empty cans on the sand, seemingly littering this beautiful place. However they are just throwing the can to be seen by people collecting them for refund. People will also howl at the sun just before it sets, often above the background noise of drum circles that spontaneously form when it gets darker. You might also hear someone yell out “six up” which is code for the police are patrolling the beach.. AKA hide your booze before they make you pour it out. Along with alcohol, weed and mushrooms are also available to purchase at the beach. 

The community nature of Wreck Beach means it is very friendly but also secure. You will have no issues asking someone to watch your valuables when you go for a swim, and in most cases people will do this for you without asking. Anyone spotted with a camera or overtly using a cellphone will normally be called out by Wreck Beach locals and asked to put it away. The older hippie regulars are a scraggy bunch but very protective of the beach and make it an extremely safe place for singles to be comfortable. Check out the official Wreck Beach Preservation Society page to understand their point of view better.

Take the bus or ride a bike to Wreck Beach as we do. Get there early, relax in the sun between the logs, have a few drinks and enjoy the serenity before it gets busier on a weekend evening. It is an easy beach to have your first nude experience (we did) and an even easier beach to keep returning to. No one has ever been weird, overt or judging towards us here.

The feeling of community is what keeps us returning every summer. Gazing out into the ocean with no buildings in sight, it really does feel like you’re on a ‘Wrecked Beach’ and stranded with this eclectic mix of survivors. You could be anywhere in the world.. until you walk up the hill when you realise it is getting too late. Save some energy for the struggle back up the stairs because your legs will feel like jelly at the top!

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